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Post by cubantrog on Feb 17, 2014 22:17:19 GMT
Thanks
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Post by riot on Feb 17, 2014 22:24:07 GMT
no worries Lizard men stat card
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Post by riot on Feb 17, 2014 22:37:05 GMT
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Post by riot on Feb 17, 2014 22:59:15 GMT
we will play 2 leagues, that way we will only have to play 3 games to be competitive. League 1 COACH
| TEAM NAME
| RACE | SONG | FACT | WINS | LOSS
| DRAWS | TOUCHDOWNS | TOUCHDOWNS AGAINST
| FATALITIES | RIOT | THE ORC TEAM
| ORCS | NA NA NA NA NA ORC TEAM (LIKE BATMAN)
| After the infamous "pull gate" where they were 3 hours late for a cup game they now insist on curtains for their dressing rooms
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| ? | DAMON | The Avelorn Angels
| HIGH ELVES FEMALES
| Song: Girl Panic! We came by invitation to general bloodbowl mayhem Then going on to somewhere Yes we were going somewhere A single league meeting with your team and you are beaten And now you're going nowhere We know you're going nowhere
| Hold the record for most timeouts in a single game as it was raining, so the players had to get their hair restyled frequently.
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| Karma Khameleon | LIZARD MEN
| "Red, Gold and Green, it's what's left of the Orc Teeeeeaaaam!!"
| Have had to sack their Chameleon Skinks since the team had been registered as "No Shows" for the last 3 years running
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| ? | ? | ? | WILDCARD | WILDCARD
| WILDCARD | Row 5 column 4 | Row 5 column 5 | Row 5 column 6 | Row 5 column 7 | Row 5 column 8 | Row 5 column 9 | Row 5 column 10 | Row 5 column 11 |
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Post by riot on Feb 17, 2014 23:14:27 GMT
LEAGUE 2 COACH | NAME | RACE | SONG
| FACT | WINS | LOSSES | DRAWS | TOUCH DOWNS
| TOUCHDOWNS AGAINST
| FATALITIES | MACCA
| Mort & Mindy | UNDEAD | not so much a chant but two theme tunes for when they come onto the field Every day I,m shuffling (with mainly zombies in the team) or Like a bat out of hell (this ones for Vampires as they can only play night games)
| They don't allow werewolves as in a previous match when they had 4 skelies on the sub's bench along with their star receiver Rabid Roger the Really Raving Mad, they realised at half time that Roger had already had his lunch and there were no sub's!
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| ? | ? | MR2KEY | The Calador Dragons | HIGH ELVES
| Ra! Ra! Ra! We're going to smash the oiks! sung in the most arrogant way possible.
| Winner of the most original team name 3 seasons running. Also star player Amrod 'sticky fingers' ArnatuilĂ« is so named after his ability to hold onto the ball, and has nothing whatsoever to do with court scandal involving Princess LĂșthien Eluchiana!
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| ? | ? | ? | ? | WINSTONSMITH | The Southland Tubthumpers | PYGMIES | We'll be singing, when we're winning, We'll be singing, I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never going to keep me down...
| They have yet to sing as they have never won (or come close!) and they rarely get up again!
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| WILDCARD | WILDCARD | WILDCARD | WILDCARD | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Post by riot on Feb 21, 2014 10:16:08 GMT
ok coaches please find attached the updated quick reference sheets and the possible play schedule for tonight. made 2 extra boards and printed off all the stat cards. lee i have also printed off a big guy scatter template for you. If any of you can think of anything i have forgatten please let me know. if all goes to plan finals and tropheys could be presented next week depending on if damon makes to through to the finals NA NA NA NA NA ORC TEAM!!!!!!!
REFERENCE TABLE.docx (223.67 KB) 6 DOMINIONS TABLE.docx (222.34 KB)
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Post by winstonsmith on Feb 22, 2014 16:05:59 GMT
So am I right in thinking that I need to get smashed..sorry play against Macca or Mr2key? And by when?
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:14:31 GMT
hi mate,
yes you have two opportunities to show your dominance on the astrogranite and have all others wisper your name in awe!!
it would be nice if it was all over by the 15th of march (to co-incide with the 6 nations), but this is bloodbowl so any thing goes.
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:25:17 GMT
WHACK OF THE DAY HIGHLIGHTS Hi and welcome to another great "whack of the day". After an brutal first day of the 6 dominions Southern division (there are currently 7 teams, but bloodbowl players are poor counters), The Karma Khameleons stand top of the southern division after a crushing defeat of the Wild cards and a smash mouth one all draw with the hard hitting Orc team. The moment that lasts forever....the first kick off of the 6 Dominions KRUNCH the lizards show their mettle and stick it to the green horde..suddenly nigel wishes he had taken up a career in dentistry If your gonna be dumb you've gotta be tough...the green wall bounce back and gang up on the turtle
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:36:00 GMT
the Khameleons show their agility and leap the prone players before sending a zinger into the Orc end zone.... one, nil and the crowd (well Russel!!!!) goes wild. Restart and the Lizzies make another break down the left... a fluffed pass gives the orcs a glimpse of hope and they go for the break its a tense affair but the orcs run down the clock with a slow grind down the right doing their best to kill something on the way
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:38:56 GMT
TOUCH DOWN "the boots" runs in the Touchdown for the draw and the orcs pretty much clear the pitch of lizzies. the ref survives to blow the final whistle and the coaches shake hands
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Post by macca on Feb 22, 2014 20:47:56 GMT
That was rather civil of the coaches for bloodbowl!
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:52:51 GMT
GAME TWO the Orcs and the wild cards rush out to start the second game....unfortunately the pregame entertainment brass band bid not have time to clear the field and the orcs now have a lovely collection of brass instruments and "ooman toofs" to trade for replacement players After the ref penalises two orc player in the first two turns, he has to go and a 5 orc multiple block means the refs whistle will need to be removed from a certain orifice and cleaned before next weeks games!!! the green wall get stompy on the human blitzers and spend at least 4 turns trying to hospitalise the flash gits WHY ME.... a lone human lineman tries to hold back the green horde.... all donations are welcome to his retirement fund via justgiving.com It ends in a nil nil draw. When asked to comment the Orc coach responded...some times the fights the thing and it was more fun kicking the oomies then the ball.
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Post by riot on Feb 22, 2014 20:57:03 GMT
GAME THREE The lizards continue to show their passing dominance and beat the Wild cards two - nil. unfortunately the camera was nicked by the departing Orc team so no photos for this one. The Southern league currently shands as follows League one table.docx (221.47 KB)Will Lano continue to issue new hats to his players.....only time will tell
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Post by riot on Feb 27, 2014 18:41:12 GMT
Hi fellas,
any chance Macca, Mr2key, and Winstonsmith can try to fit in a game of Bloodbowl this Friday? If i'm not there just ask Lano to oversee (if he does not mind) hes more then proficient in the rules now.
Cheers mike
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