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Post by riot on Mar 22, 2014 19:00:16 GMT
Hi fellas the latest match report is hereas usual I will post an abridged version here when I get the chance. We only have 3 games left to play before we get on to the cup games! They are as follows; Southern divisionDamon vs Leader ginge Damon vs Lano Northern divisionWinstonsmith vs Cubantrog (this will be the big one). Any chance we can get these played by next Friday at the latest so we can get the cup games played by the 4th of April as I will be on Holiday for Easter and worry it will be difficult to rebuild the momentum after I get back. |
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Post by DAMON on Mar 22, 2014 20:45:47 GMT
Nice write up, but I'm sure those pictures have been doctored, what happened to my beautifully painted female elf team?
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Post by winstonsmith on Mar 22, 2014 22:08:50 GMT
Sorry I have not been down for a while but work got in the way a bit. However, if Cubantrog is there Friday I could bring The Tubthumpers down for their final game.
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Post by cubantrog on Mar 22, 2014 22:51:00 GMT
Winston I will be down on Friday for the last and what is sure to be THE GAME OF GAMES!!! or not!!
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Post by mr2key on Mar 22, 2014 23:09:54 GMT
I'll be watching this one closely!
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Post by riot on Mar 23, 2014 8:34:55 GMT
I'm just putting it out there fellas
I WILL CHEAT FOR SOMOSAS
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Post by riot on Mar 23, 2014 8:35:14 GMT
no seriously i will
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Post by cubantrog on Mar 23, 2014 10:30:45 GMT
Meat or veg??
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Post by winstonsmith on Mar 23, 2014 13:17:14 GMT
Served on a bed of Emma Frain?
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Post by riot on Mar 23, 2014 18:42:38 GMT
mmmmmmmmmmmmm...............Emma Frain. Lee the cup is yours
and Cuban trog you insult me with your veg samosas
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Post by riot on Mar 23, 2014 18:56:47 GMT
Hi again bloodheads and welcome to another whack of the day. Good news is the Avelorn angels finally made their 6 Dominions debut......bad news is we may have to rename them "the two Baggers, in case yours comes off" as the nurgle rot has really takern its toll on the fine form of the elves!!!! We will go to the highlights soon but I should warm you that some scenes may be unsuitable for our younger viewers! ITS KRUNCH TIME!!! The Orc team elect to recieve the kick off and stomp up the left side of the field. Surprisingly they show some disipline and form what looks like a defensive formation rather then charging off to hit the nearest non green thing still breathing.  WHALLOP the orcs stick it to the Female (?) elves , the good news is it can't make them any uglier!! The casualties mount on both sides as the Orcs are squeezed against the side line and the Angels envelop the Orc chucker. Just out of shot Bob the female (?) catchers are flying down the field hoping for the fumble and an opportunity to score (I mean with the ball BOB....not with the groupies afterwards).  Finally Bob the orcs punch some holes (quite literally) in the Elven defence and "Sticky hands" Dan breaks free and runs out of puff just shot of the Touchdown line. "Long bomb" Glog gets the throw off despite pressure from the Female (?) elf blitzer and the Orc's fans grab the nearest "stunty" to get ready for their infamous "chuck" TD celebration!! The Boots attempts to floor the Elf Thrower in his own special way but fails miserably and ends up on his face and the Thrower free to run down "sticky" Dan. The thrower brings down Dan with an heroic tackle (I guess with a face like that Bob you've got nothing to lose!!!!!!). and the ball manages to bounce off every player and the crowd several times before coming to rest. After a short Mexican standoff the Female (?) thrower scoops up the ball and despite the pressure of the two Orcs pulls off the long bomb and one of the most remarkable reversals this Pundit has ever seen Bob. One - Nil to the Angels Bob!!!!! The orc fans chuck the stunties anyway but this time at their own team rather then in the air!!! With 6 turns remaining the Orc team have nothing to lose and charge up the left side of the field again to avoid the Ref.  I don't know if its the fumes from the Angels Crotch rot but the Orcs are off their game and a series of failed block, armour rolls sees them on the back foot, and their fouling is just pants. The Orcs finally find some form but lose their nerve and an uncharacteristic backwards pass is just the opportunity the Elves need to chase down the ball and get another zinger into the Orc end zone!!!! Two - nil to the Angels, and the Orc team sit second in the southern division on 5 points, but with their fate very much in the hands of the other teams who all have at least one game in hand. |
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Post by winstonsmith on Mar 29, 2014 14:22:45 GMT
Sorry Cubantrog, I'm hoping you didn't notice that I wasn't there Friday. Blah Blah, Life balance, Blah Blah Work is Shite.
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Post by winstonsmith on Mar 29, 2014 14:26:29 GMT
Just read your message Cubantrog! Sod it I should have kept quiet!!
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Post by riot on Mar 29, 2014 20:49:21 GMT
Latest match report is HERE fellas Here are the latest tables and standings League one table.docx (221.68 KB)
League TWO table.docx (221.71 KB)
Coaches I need to know who is up for next week as I will need to wrap this all up next Friday as I am on Holiday and will miss the next two gaming nights.
I am happy to jiggle positions if people are not available and we have the whole issue of Mark and Lee and who will play in the final for the Northern division.
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Post by riot on Mar 30, 2014 18:23:50 GMT
Whack of the Day 4 Southern Division Welcome back Bloodheads to another great Whack of the day. What a hectic highlight session to come with two massive games in the Southern Division and a all or nothing decider between the Avelorn Angels and the Karma Khameleons to decide a place in the Final next week! Game one Averlorn Angels vs the Wild Cards The Female (?) elves kick off and the Humans attempt to split the field with two breaks down the flanks. The Wild cards make the mistake of leaving their Catcher out on a limb with the ball in their own half and the Angels pounce like hes a Louis Vuitton Hand bag in the first 15 minutes of the Harrods sale. The poor fella never stood a chance Bob The Asian sensations do their best to run down the Female (?) blitzer but all in vain and the score is one nil. The Wild cards do their best to even the score and charge the field with reckless abandon The Elves envelop the Wild cards central charge and stall out their attack..................Could another reversal be on the cards Bob?  The wild cards desperately try to keep possession of the ball but "the hebrew Hammer" is powerless to stop the strip................... no not that kind of strip Bob the Angels are staying fully clothed so hold on to your lunch.  Looks like every one is Kung Fu fighting bob The Wild card Kicker desperately tries to clear a way through to the Female (?) blitzer, but unlike the movies where the baddies all wait in line to get their heads kicked in, some one shouts out "BUNDLE" and the kicker ends up flat on his back!!!!  With no one to stop the charge the Female (?) blitzer crosses the line to make it two - nil. For the love of God some one turn off the slow motion replay !!!!!!!! Poppa needs new shorts Bob!!!!! With this crushing defeat of the wild cards only a win by the Karma Khameleons will do if they want through to the finals next week!!!!! |
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